Tuesday, August 30, 2011

The Riddle

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know SH&T?

Monday, August 22, 2011

The Real Performers

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one more breed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that his neighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him.

A month later, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:
Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and   if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the pig listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig approached the horse and said: Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!

On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The pig came back and said: Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three... On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said: Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.

After they left, the pig approached the horse and said: Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Come on! Get up! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Come on, one, two, three ... Good, good. Now faster, come on.... Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!

All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting: It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party. Let's kill the pig!

Points for reflection: This often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves
the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.


If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember: Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic.

Friday, August 19, 2011

How to complain against private and government companies

Hello All ,

I am new to Just A Minute.Normally writes on social awareness specially consumer awareness .Plz check it and let me your suggestions

I have made a survey and after the analysis and great response of the survey lot of users request me to write the Blog

Look guys now a days every one is having some problem with lot of organization like by mobile companies , Digital TV companies , Banks , service provider companies , insurance companies ,India railway etc …

But we don’t know how to do complain against them as first we don’t have time and second we assume that it’s a very critical process.

First we have to discuss how it works

Do you know one thing that there is online consumer court where you can register your self and lodge your complaint, from there it will directly forward to the particular company and its their duty to reply against your query or complaint

Real Examples

Ok I’ll give u real examples (Bank related)

If you have any kind of loan problem like they are not giving you education loan or forcing you to deposit the money on the basis of wrong statement , you can write directly to consumer court or better you should write to RBI

Or you this is your right to write a letter to Ombudsman of that bank, they would have to replay and trust me they always reply

Once I had a problem with Airtel digital Tv , I Recharged that card and still I was not getting the required channel so I wrote to the consumer court and they did a lot of calls and send me apologies mails and fixed my problem.

Once my Sony sound edition mobile displayed got burst at that time it was in warranty period and I gave it to the costumer care they repaired it and gave back to me after some time it had same problem but this time it was not in warranty period

When I showed my mobile to the local shop , he told the Sony cc just use the used part in display .Then I complaint about this to Sony , and my mobile was repaired free of cost

Once I mailed to the GM of the railways and I complaint against the mineral water bottles and food of his zone and he replied me and try to satisfy me with its argument

So friends Its our duty to lodge the complaint against the wrong thing and keep hope.

Most important lodging of online complaint hardly takes 5 min so please just find out 5 mn from Facebook , orkut , YouTube etc and spend on  better things.

It may frustrate you but keep hope …


please share your reviews and feedback on this blog and share your experience if you have gone through some complaint

you can reach me on mayank.ctae@gmail.com

Laughter is a good medicine!

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life...

But the wives want both !


No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in the neighbourhood.


Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!


Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!


Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.


A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married.
He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.


It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she
love the most; and when a man does that... the slide show begins.


It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect
a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home ------- A Good
Maid !


Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
of them.

Monday, August 15, 2011

What Independence are we talking about?

Seeing the way the country is progressing with Reservations, Corruption and other social evils i wonder whether India was better off under the British. Now we seem to be ruled by our own people who do as they please and cite helplessness at every situation. We take generations to build anything and even when we do it fails to stand the test of time. In 63 years we have failed to come up with any major reform that has bettered the life of an ordinary and average Indian and even if we have the benefits of these schemes have never reached them. The largest producer of milk and wheat in the world fails to guarantee a glass of milk and chappati to every citizen but always has enough to export. And what is not exported lies in the godown's of the FCI and get rotten. We still depend on the same transport system they built at that time. Our president still stays in the same residence built by them. We go gaga over the architecture and massiveness of India Gate, Gateway of India, Victoria Terminus, etc. We take pride in our cities which have been planned by them. We speak their language, play their sport, etc. The only thing we have done is changed the names of the cities, divided people on the lines of cast and created multiple India's in the same geographical entity. I wonder whether we celebrate Independence Day to celebrate our independence or wish our country and our countrymen on making it intact for another year. We may have got independence from an invader but not from our own evils and fears that too because of our own people. Sir Winston Churchill's words come to my mind what he said on India's independence 63 years ago - "Power will go to the hands of rogues and freebooters. All Indian leaders will be of low calibre and men of straw. They will have sweet tongues and silly hearts. They will fight among themselves for power and India will be lost in political squabbles."

Why Are Americans Jobless?

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN
VIETNAM). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ), he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .


Saturday, August 13, 2011

Rocks, Pebbles and Sand

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him.

When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks - rocks about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The students laughed.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, and your children-anything that is so important to you that if it were lost, you would be devastated. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your energy and your time on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing.

There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

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